In recent years, the number of people going on cruise vacations has skyrocketed. However, there’s an important distinction to make.
Some people enjoy cruises, and then there are those who live for them. I obviously fall into the second category because cruises are my job, but I also know plenty of passengers who are absolutely passionate about this world!
One thing not many people know is that there are clear signs that you—or someone you know—might be a cruise addict. How can you tell? Well, if they do any of these things, it’s pretty much confirmed!
Have a “Cruise Countdown” App… or Two
Admit it: on your phone, there’s at least one dedicated countdown app that tracks every hour, minute, and second until you board your next ship.
You check it daily (maybe even multiple times a day) like it’s your own personal holiday calendar.
Oh and if you don’t have an app, you count down the days to your next cruise by hand, hoping they fly by as quickly as possible.
Confession: I’m guilty of looking at mine during boring office meetings just to think: “Only 43 days and 8 hours until my next cruise? Woohoo!”
Speak in Cruise Lingo Like It’s a Second Language
When someone casually says “port,” your mind goes straight to “where the ship docks” rather than “a type of wine.”
You speak about “Lido deck,” “Windjammer,” and “muster drill” without a second thought. Meanwhile, your friends back home have no idea what you’re talking about.
Let’s face it: only a true cruise enthusiast uses “disembark” in everyday conversation. Extra points if you can identify a ship’s class just by looking at its hull design.
Willing to Negotiate (Almost) Anything for Vacation Days
Need to bribe your boss with homemade brownies for a few extra days off? Already planning your cousin’s wedding around your upcoming cruise?
You have no shame in shifting schedules or working overtime just to squeeze in one more magical cruise. A true cruise addict always finds a way to sneak in some time off for another cruise.
Unfortunately, that’s not always possible, and if work or family commitments get in the way, all we can do is dream about the next cruise.
Got a List of Cruise Hacks
Another sign of a cruise addict is that they are basically a walking encyclopedia of cruise wisdom.
They know everything about the cruise world, in particular about their favorite cruise line.
Which deck is best for avoiding crowds? How to outwit chair hogs? Even some borderline things like how to smuggle an extra bottle of wine on board.
A lovely thing is that many of them like to share their hacks and can’t help but dish out tips whenever someone says they’re thinking about a cruise.
One innocent question, and suddenly, they’re drowning in your expert advice. “Wait, don’t book that cabin, it’s right under the karaoke lounge!“
If you’re wondering what these so-called “expert tips” are, take a look at the list of the 10 travel hacks only cruise pros know.
Always Checking for the Next Cruise Deal
Real cruise addicts are subscribed to every possible newsletter and text alert, so if there’s a flash sale on that bucket list itinerary, they’llll be the first to know.
And sometimes they don’t even need a destination. “Oh, it’s a last-minute cruise to somewhere I’ve barely heard of?” Sign me up.
Compare Every Other Vacation to a Cruise And Nothing Measures Up
This is something that has happened to me personally, and I think it’s quite common. When you truly love cruising, every other type of vacation just doesn’t feel the same.
There have been times when I’ve stayed in five-star hotels, but it still wasn’t the same good feeling or excitement I experienced on a cruise.
Maybe it’s being close to the sea, the attractions on board, or the endless variety of food, but many land-based vacations simply can’t match the magic of a cruise.
You Know Everything About Cruise Cabins
First-time cruisers always feel a bit lost when they step onto a massive cruise ship. On the other hand, cruise addicts know everything about ship design and are experts when it comes to cabins.
For example, they know the 7 hidden things you can find in a cruise cabin and the best tricks to make a cabin instantly more comfortable.
They also know which cabin locations to avoid, how to maximize storage space, and the little-known perks that can make a huge difference during a cruise.
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